Happy Nail-Biting Day!

yeah, July 23rd doesn't have the best holiday...it's...

NAIL-BITING DAY!!!

Whether you choose to shun nail biters or gnaw your own off, it's all up to you.

Personally, I like to gnaw my own nails to shreds. I think they taste quite nice.

But anyways, party down!

July 22nd!

Today, July 22nd, is....

CHA-CHA SLIDE WHILE CHEWING CAKE DAY!!!!!

This one's pretty self explanatory.

You just have to pop a piece of cake in your mouth and start doing the Cha-Cha Slide while you chew it!

My first post!

I'm new to the blog thing, so I'm just gonna say. My name is Ben and I know a holiday for every day on Planet Earth.

So have a little fun and celebrate, because today, July 21st, is...

HALF-AMERICAN CAKE DAY!!!!

If you didn't know, July's holiday's are majoritily cake-related!

Anyways, Half-American Cake Day is a joyous feasting of cakes that are half american...such as pie or coconut cake!

Have some fun!